amsterdam

Hi. my name is ray.

This is my hero. He has cool hair.

I want to have hair like them so that I can be someone else's hero.

 

 

 

My parents wish that I had hair like him too. theyre smiling because they

just agreed to put me up for adoption because I don't have hair like my hero.

    
But today I found out there is hope. By rubbing the algae from the bottom of the vegetable crisper in my parents' refrigerator all over my head, I can grow hair like my hero. In just two days, my chest has sprouted fuzz that grows steadily.    
     

 

Soon, I may have a girlfriend.

 

 

 

&nb